Once just a flamingo with ambition, I flapped my way into BSidesChicago and never looked back. These days, you'll find me strutting across stages, photobombing infosec legends, and occasionally dropping zero-days like they're hot.

This site is where I show off my shiny feathers and my brain. Here’s what you’ll find:

• 🕵️‍♀️ Blog posts on security, flamingo philosophy, and the occasional chaos
• 📸 Snapshots and stories from my globetrotting conference escapades
• 🎟️ Info on upcoming events, mischief, and how to get your wings on a baby flamingo (hint: earn it!)
• 💬 Possibly a rant or two about QR codes, surveillance capitalism, and poorly configured IoT devices

Basically? If it involves hacking, hilarity, or high kicks, I’m probably in the middle of it.

So go ahead — click around, dive in, and welcome to my weird, wonderful, feather-filled corner of the internet.

Stay pink and unpredictable,
— Sasha